"SUMBITCH"

A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the
middle of rural Elmore County, Alabama.
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized
and descended on the farm in force.

By the time they got there, the aircraft was
totally destroyed with only a burned hull left
smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking
mess but could find no remains of anyone.
Then they spotted the farmer plowing a field
not too far away as if nothing had happened.

They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer said unconcerned,
cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is Air Force One,

the airplane of the President of the United States?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out,"
"I done buried them all myself.

Took me most of the morning." said the farmer.

"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't...
But you know how bad that sumbitch lies...