Liberal Q & A

1. Q: What do you get when you offer 
         a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?

    A: Change.


2. Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?

    A: You don’t. They’re born that way.


3. Q: Why is it good to have a Democrat passenger?

    A: You can park in the handicap zone.


4. Q: What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?

    A: Elvis has been sighted.


5. A Democrat died and a friend went around collecting 
    for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to 
    donate ten dollars.

   “Ten dollars?” she said. “It only takes ten dollars to 
     bury a Democrat? 
     Here’s a hundred – go bury 10 of them!”


6. Q: How do you keep a Democrat busy?

    A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides 
        of a piece of paper.


7. Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy all day?

    A: Put him in a round room and tell him 
        to pee in the corner.


8. Q: What do you call a Democrat with an IQ of 130?

    A: A foursome.


9. Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree?

    A: Wave to him.


10. Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?

      A: A whine cellar.


11. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?

      A: 144 Democrats.