1. Q: What do you get when you offer
a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
2. Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
3. Q: Why is it good to have a Democrat passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
4. Q: What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
5. A Democrat died and a friend went around collecting
for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to
donate ten dollars.
“Ten dollars?” she said. “It only takes ten dollars to
bury a Democrat?
Here’s a hundred – go bury 10 of them!”
6. Q: How do you keep a Democrat busy?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides
of a piece of paper.
7. Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him
to pee in the corner.
8. Q: What do you call a Democrat with an IQ of 130?
A: A foursome.
9. Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
10. Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A: A whine cellar.
11. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 Democrats.
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