A Study In American History

The teacher said, 

"Let's begin by reviewing some 

American History.  

 Who Said 'Give me Liberty , 

or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, 

except for Little Johnny a bright 

foreign Exchange student from 

Japan, who had his hand up: 

'Patrick Henry,   1775' he said.

'Very good!'

Who said, 'Government of the People, 

by the People, for the People, 
Shall not perish from the Earth?'

Again, no response except from 

Little Johnny,  'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.

'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 

'let's try one a bit more Difficult...'

Who said, 'Ask not what your country 

can do for you, but what you can do 
For your country?'

Once again, Johnny's was the only 

hand in the air and he said;  

'John F. Kennedy, 1961'. 

The teacher snapped at the class,  

'Class, you should be ashamed of 
Yourselves, Little Johnny isn't from 

this country and he knows more 
About our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper:  

'F#*k the Japs,' 

'Who said that? I want to know right now!' 

she angrily demanded.

Little Johnny put his hand up, 

'General MacArthur, 1945.' 

At that point, a student in the 

back said,  'I'm gonna puke.' 

The teacher glares around and asks,  

'All right!!!  Now who said that!?'

Again, Little Johnny says, 

'George Bush to the Japanese 

Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 

'Oh yeah? S#*k this!'

Little Johnny jumps out of his chair 

waving his hand and shouts to the 
Teacher , 

'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now with almost mob hysteria 

someone said, 'You little s*+t. 

If you say Anything else, I'll kill you.'

Little Johnny frantically yells at the 

top of his voice, 

'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses 

testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. 

As the class gathered around the 

teacher on the floor, someone said, 

 'Oh S+*t, We're screwed!'

Little Johnny said quietly, 

'the American people, November 4, 2008.'