Tuesday, July 27, 2010

If George W. Bush

If George W. Bush
had been the first President to need a TelePrompTer installed
to be able to get through a press conference, would you
have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he
is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men
behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush
had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take
Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush
had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of
GM stock by 90% and given the unions a
majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush
had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics,
would you have approved?

If George W. Bush
had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly
formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful
and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush
had given the Queen of England an iPod
containing videos of his speeches,
would you have thought this embarrassingly
narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush
had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia
would you have approved?

If George W. Bush
had visited Austria and made reference to the nonexistent
"Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush
had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people
who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes,
would you have approved?

If George W. Bush
had stated that there were 57 states in the United States,
would you have said that he is clueless.

If George W. Bush
would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five
minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him
walking out his front door in Texas,would you have
thought he was a self important, conceited, egotistical jerk.

If George W. Bush
had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to
"Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador
when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued
to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in
embarrassment?

If George W. Bush
had misspelled the word "advice" would you have
hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and
potatoes as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush
had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree
on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's
administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions
of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan
causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether
they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush
had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the
Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in
New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing
political issue with claims of racism anincompetence?

If George W. Bush
had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him,
bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in
America , would you have approved.

If George W. Bush
had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation,
even though he had no constitutional authority to do so,
would you have approved?

If George W. Bush
had proposed to double the national debt, which
had taken more than two centuries to accumulate,
in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush
had then proposed to double the debt again
within 10 years, would you have approved?


So, tell me again, what is it about Obama
that makes him so brilliant and impressive?

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