72 Virgins ?

When Obama died, George Washington
met him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled,
"How dare you try to destroy the nation
I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached,
punched him in the nose and shouted,
"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed,
kicked him in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to
provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next,
beat Obama with a long cane and snarled,
"It was evil men like you who inspired me to
write the Declaration of Independence ."

The beatings and thrashings continued as
George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other
early Americans unleashed their anger on
the radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS
waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said".....
"You really need to listen when someone is trying
to tell you something!"