Ten Commandments According to Obama

 

The Ten Commandments According to Obama

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me

For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all,

I am the chosen One.

(And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,

unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE

 

III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public).

Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE

 

IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE

 

V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and

sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care

system too much money. SOURCE

 

VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby.

For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. SOURCE

 

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican.

Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and

immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. SOURCE

 

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office.

Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful

citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those

who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. SOURCE

 

IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are

conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. SOURCE

 

X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary.

I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the

American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody

will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. SOURCE

 

(Thanks to "The Patriot Depot" for this)