Somewhere in the Middle East

Iranian Air Defense Site:
'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

Aircraft:
'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'

Air Defense Site:
'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace
we will launch interceptor aircraft!'

Aircraft:
'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter.
Send 'em up, I'll wait!'

Air Defense Site:
( .... total silence)