Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife

and two small children..

Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,

locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,

and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt Model 1911 45 cal. automatic pistol,

and you are an expert shot.

There are mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
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Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun,

like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law, say about this situation?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,

and what kind of message does this send

to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be

content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on,

could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day

and make this happier, healthier street that would

discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for

a few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....

(Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!

Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You are not taking that to the Taxidermist, you hear me!!

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